Welcome to CREATINIUM™ – the blacksmith of bad ideas. Fueled by caffeine, memes, and a complete disregard for recovery days. Here you’ll find: Dead memes with PR potential Motivational creeds forged in silence T-shirts made for chalk, failure, and dopamine withdrawal No fluff. No sponsors. Just Sav Smith™ (your local imp of discipline & degeneracy) yelling from your chest. So grab your pre, curse the bar, and remember: